It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. Language: English Words: 165,891 Chapters: 44/216 Comments: 87 Kudos: 145 Bookmarks: 14 Hits: 3409Ī Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley You have a purpose in all of this-you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will-and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)Īct One complete. (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. Mighty heroes and villains-Powers, everyone calls them-fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. this fic has nothing to do with the homestuck epilogues or hiveswap act 2.I mean Hiveswap Act 1 is rated E10 and this fic.Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers.(but you might have to squint a little to see it).Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death.Macrocosmonaut Fandoms: Hiveswap, Homestuck Language: English Words: 53,819 Chapters: 34/? Collections: 1 Comments: 223 Kudos: 417 Bookmarks: 49 Hits: 8485 Part 1 of the far too many self-insert aus, the infinite electric boogaloo Troublesome, but interesting.īeing distracted with the new flower petals means they’re almost too slow to stop Robin from calling the ambulance on them. Unlike the plumerias, this new flower seems to have thinner petals, like a daisy. Tim waves him off and pokes at the wad of flora they’d spit into their napkin. Naturally, Robin panics when Tim randomly starts coughing up red flower petals in the middle of their ice cream run. They barely have enough space to breathe with one set of roots in their bronchial tubes how the hell are they going to survive two? When Tim starts coughing up a second type of flower, they legitimately think they’re going to die. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous. Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. tw's/cw's in the beginning notes of each chapter.
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